You want to get away from home? You don’t like your family, your wife, your children or this little greedy bastard dog from the neighbors? There is only one solution for you but you don’t have a gun? No problem! We offer the perfect answer for this! Once upon a time there was a guy (who cares about names anyway?) who decided to go into the woods. He was a trapper and small. That must be around 1910. Nevermind! This tough boy came with an axe, some dogs and a dream. I don’t give a shit about his dream but the important thing is that he built a cabin. Somewhere. In the woods. Are you good in math? That’s right! He is dead and his cabin is now empty. Empty for you!

Of course you need to hide if you leave your family or wife. Think about all these lawyers, coming for you and outstretching their fat stubby fingers not only for you but your wallet! Don’t let this happen! We help you to escape your wildest nightmares or debts. You are insecure about what we have and say? How about this: The cabin is 16 feet long, 9 feet wide and contains two separate rooms. Two big and wide windows afford a huge pile of light. The bedroom offers even more! What about beautiful star viewing nights in the winter from the bed without going into the cold? Do you like this idea? There is no hole in the roof for you but a beautiful opportunity to do exactly this? Then give us a call!

This rustic dream of freedom and Canadian wildlife is well-resourced with everything that you need to survive. You want examples? Think about cleaned plates and bowls, empty plastic bottles, pots and pans, several of cutleries, a bed frame with adjustable angle and two stoves, one with an amazing cooking possibility. The restroom is a little bit aside from the cabin. Do you think about your stupid children which break the toilet flushing again and again and again and your need to repair this fucking bugging peace of crap in the middle of the night? Don’t worry anymore! There is no flush! Just relax, take your time and enjoy! And don’t be afraid of intruders or dangerous animals like squirrels: We have the ultimate solution for this! The door lock is save and impossible to open without knowing how to do so. If there is a worst case anyhow just use the power pan in front of the door! Any mouse will flee instantly! And don’t forget about the fork in the wall! This is more than space-saving living – this is the modern art of living!

This is exactly what you are looking for? You need help? No worries anymore! Give us a quick call and we will talk about the details. Nobody will find you ever again (look at the picture, it is even hard to find there!) and please think about all the opportunities in the middle of nowhere. Awesome, eh? That’s right! Awesome!

Oh, and one important thing! In the time of self-portraits everywhere, with or without duckface, you can take your own self-portrait in the big mirror! So what are you waiting for?